I'll hate you if this fits you. My torso is too long and it gives me the worst camel toe of all time. What? If you've read this far, you can handle that. Size "flea market."
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Betsey Johnson strapless slutty dress
Sluttacular, part two: if you've worked retail, you know the age-old question "Is this a top or a dress?" Whatever it is, it's about a size 2.
Super douchey Dolce & Gabbana shades
Not even gonna lie, I got these in the Douche capital of France, San Tropez, when I thought I was a big deal (around age 18). I've been keeping them as a reminder of bad decisions. Again, paid lots of money. Yours for Vespa riding or costuming.
(TAKEN by MS) BB Dakota faux furry faux Native American light coat
I'll be honest: a lot of other bitches have this. But it's still kinda rad, if you want to be a hipster eskimo.
Knit capelet with hood YEA THAT'S RIGHT
Once upon a time, I thought I needed a knit capelet. That time has come and gone. Perhaps you do, though?
Queen of the hippies rainbow sweater
You rock that hippie shit. No label, found at a thrift store. Not smelly. Pretty wacky.
Wine (?) colored velvet blazer
I know, you can't imagine wearing this in these temps, but bear with me. Size 2, Banana Republic. Yours.
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