This skirt is girly as fuck. It's poufy and has some tulle underneath to make it stick out from your body. So cayute. Size 4.
Monday, August 26, 2013
These are from H&M, so you probably want to wear something to cover your ass. Faux leather panels on the thigh, because you never know when you need to do battle in space. S/M
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Not even gonna lie, I got these in the Douche capital of France, San Tropez, when I thought I was a big deal (around age 18). I've been keeping them as a reminder of bad decisions. Again, paid lots of money. Yours for Vespa riding or costuming.
I'll be honest: a lot of other bitches have this. But it's still kinda rad, if you want to be a hipster eskimo.
This is comfy and lightweight for those days when you don't want anyone to detect your female parts. Comes with authentic wrinkles for that Seattle look. Free.
This is some classy Scarlett Johansson shit. Except it's a size 38 (oh, no she didn't). After deluding myself for some time, my butt is too big and my boobs too small for this to work. Have the opposite problem? First of all, I hate you. Second of all, this is yours.
I will probably regret giving this one away, because it's fucking awesome. It's heavy as shit, too. No, you can't wash it. Look at it. That beading probably can't even be dry cleaned. Just put it up somewhere as a museum piece like I did, or wear it out to the club because I'm not giving it the life it deserves.